Alice, and the Red Couch Murders

A fictional, talking couch… with a bellowing, comically vulgar, sarcastically- sadistic voice, and a story that is 89.83 % historically accurate.
The rest of course is not true
Only being able to talk to the adolescent, a new spin on education for them is right below their cheeks.
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three
Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six
Chapter Seven Chapter Eight
The story of Rocco, a red couch orphan who along with his family of friends “The Woodies” came to be the foundation to our founding fathers, whose life story tells us the truth about our life, and our Countries history.
Imagine, if your couch could talk